soccer

THE BEST SPORT IN THE WORLD.ACTUALLY TAKES SKILL UNLIKE FOOTBALL.I KNOW SOCCER IS A STUPID TERM.

SOCCER NEEDS-
ENDURANCE
SKILL
SPEED
CLEVERNESS
CREATIVENESS
HARD WORKING MINDSET
DEDICATION
I COULD DO THIS ALL DAY.....

FOOTBALL NEEDS-
OVER 250 POUNDS
COCKY
BLACK

IF YOU ARE A FOOTBALL FAN AND YOU LIKE TO BASH SOCCER...
1)FUCK OFF
2)TRY TO DO ALL THESE THINGS SEE BELOW AND GET BACK TO ME

1.PUT A BALL IN THE UPPER 90 WITH 5 PEOPLE STOPPING YOU FROM DOING SO(UPPER 90 MEANS TOP CORNER FOR ALL YOU FOOTBALL FAGS)

2.RUNNING FOR 90 MINUTES STRAIGHT.

3.SCHOOL 3 DEFENDERS WITHOUT LOSING THE BALL.

4.SCORE A PENALTY KICK WITH 50,000 PEOPLE TRYING TO MESS YOU UP.

5.JUGGLE A SOCCER BALL FOR AT LEAST 10 MINUTES STRAIGHT WITH OUT LETTING IT HIT THE GROUND AND WITHOUT USING YOUR HANDS.

6.GET HIT IN THE COCK BY A BALL GOING 70 MPH.

AND FINALLY 7.SAVE A PENALTY KICK THAT IS GOING 70 MPH.

SUCK ON THAT FOOTBALL FANS.

FOOTBALL ASS CUNT-SOCCER IS FOR PUSSIES,THEY DON'T GET TACKLED.

EXTREMELY BUFF SOCCER PLAYER-OH YEAH?GO RUN 90 MINUTES STRAIGHT.

FOOTBALL ASS CUNT-*TRIES IT AND DIES*

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Soccer

12 grown men chasing a rubber ball in a "would-be/should be" golf course continously for 90 minutes per game, now that's soccer.

No wonder I suck at soccer. I'm not dumb enough to chase a piece of rubber for 90 minutes straight.

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soccer

the stupidist sport in the universe it is so ridiculous i mean what moron calls a sport soccer ITS FOOTBALL U FUKIN GIMPS FOOT-BALL not hard to say is it!!!!

i like soccer
*smak*
its football you dumbass!!

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soccer

Not a sport, a disease

I got horrible news today, my nephew is playing soccer. Now he is going to become a pussy-ass faggot with a small dick.

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Soccer

The act of looking like a complete nancy, often times morons who partake in this "sport" become homosexual.

No wonder you get hit on by other guys, you play Soccer.

This world is fucked up because of all the Soccer players in it.

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soccer

1. A sport hated by the Yanks, that think it is gay. No other world apart from your bum-chum ice hockey has so many pads. In football (our one) you need strength, intelligence, skill, the ability to pick out one man and kick a pass to him and nerves. What do you need in American football? The ability to throw a ball. Well fucking done! Only USofA plays Gridiron. The whole world plays football.
2. Not as good as rugby

Yank: Soccer is for fags (offensive Yank word for a homosexual)
Palace fan: Fuck off you Yank bastard. At least we don't need 72 stone guys with more protection than Russia's borders.

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soccer

same meaning as gay, the words can be used interchangebly

That kid plays soccer? what a fag

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