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When you lay on your stomach at the top of a car, hold onto the bike rack for dear life, and the driver barrels down the road at high speeds.
“When we were car surfing we hit a patch of loose gravel and nearly fell off!”
To take someone else's joke and add to it in order to create a running joke. This is done repeatedly by Dara O'Briain on Mock The Week but has been observed on several other panel shows including Have I Got News For You. It also happens on The Last Leg, particularly by Josh Widdicombe.
You are just a joke surfer Dara.
Randomly surfing the urban dictionary.
A competition to prove who knows more urban terms.
Dude, you shouldn't just blatantly use words you found while "urbi-surfing".
Attempting to have sex despite the inability to achieve a full erection, resulting in your flaccid, flopping junk looking like a wet turkey gobbler smacking in the wind.
"Man, I was so drunk I couldn't get it up....so I just ended up Turkey Surfing all night"
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The art of watching a TV show and using your digital set-top box guide feature to see what else is on TV.
I quit channel surfing when I got a digital cable box and started guide surfing.
A skilled professional sport; most often taken up by the homeless musician. It may consist of riding the 'ultimate wave' ( prolonged or permanently scored sofa accomidation) or smaller and shorter waves (temporary stays).
These skilled and talented 'couch athletes' sometimes consider getting a job, but usually are back out in the surf within a few weeks thereafter. WARNING: This culture is extremely territorial!
Locals only dude!! Dont snake my wave or I'll smash my guitar over your head...
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The act of making full use of modern smartphone technology to skive work by surfing the internet whilst sat on the toilet doing your own download.
Boss. "Where's that teaboy gone, I haven't seen him for ages"?
Me. "He will be sat on the bog stool surfing".
Boss. "When he gets back I'll cram that phone so far up his cornhole he won't sit down for a week"!
Me. "I think he'd like that too".
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