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jared

A little man with curly hair and silent farts because his asshole is stretched who loves sucking dick and getting spin roasted by two hair fat men

Woah Jared you had a 3 some with 2 guy and now your farts are silent??? Wow, youโ€™re such a Jared.

by John1199 August 31, 2019

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Jared

Jared is any bad word in the dictionary. Hypocritical, fake, a liar, you will never know if heโ€™s a good guy or a bad guy. heโ€™ll leave you guessing and thatโ€™s the worse part because heโ€™ll always come out in the end as the most shittiest person you could love. Donโ€™t trust any Jโ€™s so easily theyโ€™re the most confusing people youโ€™ll meet.

โ€œOH THATS A JARED be carefulโ€

by From the best December 28, 2018

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Jared

no bitches, tiny cock, gets men, uses cum for hair styling.

Jared gets no bitched

by urban da urban April 4, 2022

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Jared

actual size of dick ------> * . used to describe a tiny dick.

he has a Jared

by urban da urban April 4, 2022

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Jared

Jared likes under age kids

Justin: jared looks itโ€™s an under age kid
Jared: where
Jared: I want him in my basement, or I will do his mom

by Jared ppppo July 15, 2022

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Jared

Jared has the smallest pp out of Klyd, Justin and gabe he beats everyone off

Jared

like kids

by Jared ppppo July 4, 2022

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Jared

Jared is a nice kind and caring man. Part time Netflix Support worker, full time best friend. Loves a great Pretty Little Lairs marathon, but not too athletic XD When he was younger he aspired to be an electrician, but now the only thing he turns on is the ladies ;)

Paul (Jared friend): "Jared, want. to go work out?"
Jared:"Sure! What season should we start on?"

by Gared4lyfe July 21, 2017

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