A little man with curly hair and silent farts because his asshole is stretched who loves sucking dick and getting spin roasted by two hair fat men
Woah Jared you had a 3 some with 2 guy and now your farts are silent??? Wow, youโre such a Jared.
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Jared is any bad word in the dictionary. Hypocritical, fake, a liar, you will never know if heโs a good guy or a bad guy. heโll leave you guessing and thatโs the worse part because heโll always come out in the end as the most shittiest person you could love. Donโt trust any Jโs so easily theyโre the most confusing people youโll meet.
โOH THATS A JARED be carefulโ
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no bitches, tiny cock, gets men, uses cum for hair styling.
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actual size of dick ------> * . used to describe a tiny dick.
he has a Jared
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Justin: jared looks itโs an under age kid
Jared: where
Jared: I want him in my basement, or I will do his mom
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Jared has the smallest pp out of Klyd, Justin and gabe he beats everyone off
Jared
like kids
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Jared is a nice kind and caring man. Part time Netflix Support worker, full time best friend. Loves a great Pretty Little Lairs marathon, but not too athletic XD When he was younger he aspired to be an electrician, but now the only thing he turns on is the ladies ;)
Paul (Jared friend): "Jared, want. to go work out?"
Jared:"Sure! What season should we start on?"
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