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To make contact; to cover all the possibilities. Comes from baseball where the runners need to touch the base to make a run legal. Mostly used by asshat salesmen and contractors when they want to talk to you over the phone to see if you're interested in something they have for sale, usually around dinner time.
"I'm just calling to Touch Base to see if you need our crappy product/service."
"No, fuck. Leave me alone."
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1.Used as a subtle way of describing masturbation
2.describes the way in which a person motives one's self
I'm touching myself by listing to inspirational quotes
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the point at which your bowel movements are so strong that the turd has actually begun exiting the anus, therefor touching the cotton in your underwear
"lets hurry up and get to the bathroom, I've gotta shit so bad its touching cotton!"
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The opposite of having the "Midas Touch"; instead of turning to gold, whatever that person touches turns to shit. Named after George "Dubya" Bush. Every business venture he's been involved with has been a dismal failure.
I wouldn't want him running my company, he's got the Dubya Touch. Everything he touches turns to shit.
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A speedy touch of a man's member, schlong, knob, etc.
While it is not very satisfying, it can be a hopeful prospect, and is convenient for rushed situations.
A)Johnny: "Yo Frank, you get your dick wet yet?"
Frank: "Nah, just a lil tippy touch"
B)Lisa: "Hey Sam, could I get a pen?"
Sam: "Course, how bout a quick tippy touch though?"
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If the iPods were on a TV show, the iPod Touch would definetly be the breakout character. It recently began to out-sell the Nano, making it one of the most popular portable media devices of all-time.
(iPod Classic is in the role of a single father living in San Francisco, the Nano and Touch are the two teenage siblings, and the Shuffle is the baby brother)
iPod Classic: Children! I have someone for you to meet! This your new adopted teenage brother, the iPod Touch!
(Laugh track goes "WOOOOOOOOOOOO!")
iPod Touch: It's a pleasure to meet you all!
iPod Nano: I don't want an older sibling! (starts crying and runs upstairs, and eats so much that it gets fat)
iPod Shuffle: I'm small and have no screen, but if you push down on my head, I can talk to you!
iPod Classic: Awww, he just said his first word!
(3 seasons later......)
iPod Classic: Wow iPod Touch, you're so awesome and cool that you were able to to turn the iPod Nano into a small piece of shit that can't even play videos! No wonder you're the most popular iPod!
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A lesbian, which can be butch or otherwise, who does much of the giving to other women sexually but does not like to be on the receiving end as much or even at all from their partners. The top; the opposite of a pillow princess in a lesbian relationship.
Big Boo and Poussey are definitely some of the no-touch studs in OITNB.
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