Twatted

The past tense of "tweeting" on Twitter.


Meridith Vieira: "Oh, do you Twitter? Tweet?"

Stephen Colbert: "I have twatted."

Meridith Vieira: "Actually, so have I."

twatted

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Twat

A Vagina, pussy, cunt, etc.

also a great word to shout out when an aquired silence comes up

"weres my pen?"

"check up your Twat bitch"

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twatted

Stephen Colbert "accidentally" used this reference in response to the Today Show question "Do you tweet or twitter?" Maybe he was trying to be cute in saying he has used twitter, but literally it means he has "fucked pussy".

"I have twatted."

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twatted

getting hit with extreme prejudice

Something you don't say to two builders at Leeds City Station who have left their hard hats on the roof of their van.
saying "look at those two hats over there" may result in you getting twatted

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Twat

Twatt, a town in the Orkney Isles - Scotland

I live at Twatt

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TWAT

The War Against Terror

Terrorists are assholes.

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twatted

The past-tense of the verb word "tweet" in reference to the social networking site Twitter, as defined by Dr. Stephen T. Colbert, DFA. To "tweet" means to provide short answers to the question "What are you doing?" To "twat" or to have "twatted" means to used Twitter sometime in the past. Get your head out of the gutter.

Meredith Vieira: "Do you Twitter?"
Stephen Colbert: "I have Twatted."

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