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Twitter

The place Donald Trump goes when he forgets he is the president.

Person 1:Did you see trumps tweet?
Person 2: Yeah, that guy make me not want to use Twitter.
Person 1&2: I hate trump.

by Lotus 2.0 April 2, 2020

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Twitter

A place where weaklings can

a) ''Have their say'' for no one in their lives will listen to them
b) Feel closer to their idols (even though those idols couldn't give a rat's ass whether they live or die)

Cock womble: Log onto to twitter man!

Actual person: What?
Cock Womble: I wanna follow you.
Actual person:
Cock womble: Come on!!!
Actual person: I know people who listen to me and love me even when I talk shit. They're called friends. Not followers! Friends!!! And so I see no need to post my thoughts on a silly website where many people will just scroll up anyways subsequently making me feel like an insignificant spec on the horizon. FUCK YOU, YOUR TWITTER, AND EVERYONE IN YOUR HOUSEHOLD!!!
Cock womble: ...

by Zam89 January 21, 2015

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twitter

a very dangerous place, you might need a hazmat suit

im going on twitter

by Tranman64 January 10, 2021

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twitter

the physical representation of hell

the world would be a better place if twitter ceased to exist

by i have severe brain damage June 25, 2021

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twitter

a useless site where people talk about how they do stuff all the time

"do people with no lives go on twitter?"
"most of people on twitter don't have lives, but some just barely go on there those who just do one thing on twitter only once probably has a life"

by mknkn July 1, 2014

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Twitter

The name of the black hole at the center of the galaxy.

Scientists hypothesize that Twitter will suck in anything within it's reach

by dragonkeeper123 March 21, 2010

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Twitter

To finger another man's asshole in a really gay way

Rogers I has a really long day you need to twitter me right now

by Roger E. Lee April 22, 2010

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