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When you strategically select a urinal with the intention that the next bathroom goer will either have to go right next to you or will take the walk of shame into the stall.
Walk of shame = check mate, gain a point
If the second person selects a urinal next to the original urinal man but cannot phase the original guy, then he doesn’t gain a point (assuming he creates a stream). If the second guy is phased and cannot manage a stream, he loses a point.
If you need to do the walk of shame, you lose a point.
“Urinall In” - In the event that there are more than 5 urinals and there’s is a one urinal gap between two guys, one can earn two points for bridging the buffer zone successfully. If you can’t manage a stream, you lose two points.
If you’re on the offensive, you have 7 seconds to create a stream or it’s considered a “failure to manage”, resulting a loss of a point.
“The Matthew Wilder” - If somehow when on the offensive the 2nd player successfully intimidates the first goer enough to break their stream mid-stream. The offensive player is awarded 5 points. The person whose stream breaks loses 5.
Rick: Yo man I totally just had the most bodacious check mate on this kid in a game of urinal chess.
Ralph: shit man, how many points you at now?
Rick: I’m at 11 on the week. I’m kind of a pro.
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Adjective, Describing a person who society lacks all respect for, while failing to reach acceptable standard personal dignity. Etymology: Middle English, somewhere in Mid-Town.
"...of course we won, everyone at the rec. center is urine
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The world's greatest porn rock band.
The "Urinal Mints" are the world's greatest porn rock band. www.purevolume.com/urinalmints
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After entering a public restroom with your in-law (father-in-law, brother-in-law, etc.), you locate with uncomfortable decidedness a urnial furthest from one another.
During my wife's family reunion at the local italian restaurant, an unspoken urinal-in-law policy was established in the restroom.
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When the hospital asks you to pee in a small cup and then hand it to some person you don't know and never see what happens to it. Also refered to as Home Country Lemonade.
Doctors love asking for urine samples, but what do they do with them?
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A place to urinate, e.g. a toilet. Especially a public one.
You are driving through in a small country town, and need to wee. You are singing along with the Pixies and her her to stop at a "place of urination" several times, until you drive over the kerb and go off-road into the park to get to the place of urination to relieve yourself.
The term can be used any time you need to relieve yourself.
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When a man is stationed at a public urinal, he is vulnerable to undesirable rectal penetration.
Last week when Tom got urinal raped, he hasn't been the same guy since then.
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