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loves slamming girls like dannielle
* jacob see's dannielle * *boing*
*jacob what the f**k was that*
*dannielle* that is some big dick energy
Jacob is a cute and sexy man. He has a 12 incher and can fuck u hard i mean hard!!
Jacob is sexy
The one person who will pull fake ass patch notes out of their ass and present them as the truth, this person will also get any game lore incorrect.
Jacob told me that the new smg shoots cum instead of bullets.
Jacob is a person who likes to slap your ass in a no homo way or that's what people think. He loves swallow penis especially his boyfriends Jing Dong so if you give him a nickel he might just tickle your pickle. So he is fat and rolls like a doughnut but can't still seem to slide the Dm's
Friend1: do you have a spare nickel so Jacob can blow me
Friend2: sure he is really good at what he does
Jacob is the kind of guy that has gross shaggy hair that he refuses to clean. He usually wears virginity rocks shirts and jokes about dicks. He is offensive to woman too :D he is extremely stupid and will probably grow up to be the creepy gym teacher. Be careful around Jacobs, they might start a rumor that you have slept with multiple guys.
Person 1 : Omg look it’s Jacob! Avert your eyes.
Person 2 : Oh god he is coming!
Jacob: Sup turds. You all look like complete fags today. I’m gonna go vape till smoke comes out of my ears.
Person 2 : that’s not how that works...
Jacob: shut up dweeb. You’re a boomer.
Long mediocre hair and a good friend to the boys
Aye yo jacob tf yo ass doing after lake day?- the boys
An asshole who gets to cocky but Is pretty nice to his friends. usually the popular one and makes jokes all the time. likes sports and video games
Jacob's a complicated guy, in a good way