rule 0

This rule applies to people who are clingy to their significant other, and posts their "true love" on their websites. This rule takes them from "cute" and "tolerable" to "straight up annoying" and should be ignored.

normal friend: Oh, i love to have butter on my toast.

rule 0 person: OMGZZZ! (insert name here) loveezzz buttter. oh i miss him so much. i love my babyyyyyyy.

rule 0.

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rule 123

This rule states that if you are a hater, then you are also ghey. NO EXCEPTIONS

person A: Please rate and comment on my vid.
Person B: Your vid sucks ass.
Person A: I call rule 123, n00b.

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rule 2

rule 2 of summer school: never listen to anh.

3 + 5 is in fact, 8, not 7.

rule 2.

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Ja-rule

def; a rapper better than eminem
(and i really do mean this)

em you claim your muthas a crack head and kim is a known slut so wuts hailey
gon be when she grows up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Rule 59

Nobody does it better than Gaston. No exceptions.

Guy 1: I don't think anyone can make better spaghetti than I do.
Guy 2: Rule 59.

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Rule 34.5

if it exists theres a megalo of it

JEez this is rule 34.5

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Road Rules

A stupid show on MTV where all these whining wussies have to complete missions or vote someone off that takes place in a certain country, like the '03 version Fiji. It's highly overrated.

That faggot Abe got kicked off of the show Road Rules because he started what was actually interesting-a fight.

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