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national kick a tall person day

october 14

oh it’s national kick a tall person day i’m gonna kick you now

by ekoz October 13, 2021


personality like a 'can of dog food'

A subjective personality type where the individual looks boring, plain (and even unappealing) on the outside even when they try to put a fun spin on themselves (usually because they try too hard to be likable), then when you crack them open (depending on your personality type) you realize... they are actually a pretty gross on the inside. However there are other people who do like them a LOT for whatever reason (dogs), these individuals tend to flock to them immediately, either in defense of them or to basically eat them up, often offering some of the person's bullshit up to others who usually tell them either, 'I'm good' or 'eww, gross', to which they immediately take offense.

Dude, you should watch the Legend of Korra it is SO amazing.

Nah, Korra has a personality like a 'can of dog food'

Man, f*ck you, bro! Korra is awesome!

by Muttemor May 3, 2021


All the personality of an airport departure lounge

(adj.) Very boring and repetitive. Unpopular, monotonous and insipid

The employee walked into her boss' office and claimed he had all the personality of an airport departure lounge.

by Banastre July 16, 2004

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Multiple Internet Personality Disorder

The possessing and using of excessive email addresses.

May I have your email address? Give me a second to pick one, I have seven as I suffer from Multiple Internet Personality Disorder

by rwgreen June 18, 2011

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Multiple-Internet Personality Disorder

The possessing and use of more than three E-mail addresses by one individual.

John Smith suffers from Multiple-Internet Personality Disorder you can contact him at johsmith@yahoo.com ; jsmith@excite.com ; mejohnsmith@gmail.com and jnsmith@hotmail.com

by rwgreen June 6, 2011

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National yeet a short person day

On October 21st, you can throw anyone under 5' 6". No permission required.

Boy 1: What day is it?
Boy 2: October 21st
Boy 1: Isn't that National yeet a short person day?
Boy 2: It is?
Boy 1: How tall are you?
Boy 2: 5' 3*
Boy 1 proceeds to yeet boy 2

by Parsunic October 18, 2021


"Insert Persons Full Name" Special

When a person continually fucks up at the same thing in the same way so much so that the act of fucking it up becomes known as a Special. When a another person makes the same fuck up as the originator, that act can then be known as "Insert Originators Full Name" Special.
Insult to injury is added if originator is in same room when term is used on someone.

e.g of "Insert Persons Full Name" Special.

Alan & Dave driving to another town

Alan "Jimmy always get lost driving"

Dave "Now im fucking lost"

Alan "Yeah you done a Jimmy Smith Special"

Dave "Shit"

by Mr Aviva March 18, 2009