cake off

masturbation involving a cake

Dude I've been so horny I had to cake off

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dipsy cakes

pittsburgh slang

adj. being ripped retarded stupid high. smoking the most pungent delicious piece of heaven that has ever been placed here by God. we're talking about marijuana for all you peasants that haven't taken 101 yet

it is probably gorgeous outside and you're bed-ridden thinking the neighbors are out to get you as just then the pizza man delivers the food you forgot you ordered.

realizing basic functions are more challenging than usual, e.g., "I am too high for video games."

Rory: Do you want to go to the museum?!
Amanda: No, sorry babe I'm too dipsy cakes to go out today.

(video game party chat)
Chad: Yo! bro namath you're blowing on the sticks tonight.. whats going on with you?
Blake: Duder! i really don't know; i'm to high for video games.. this dank i smoked earlier got me soo dispy cakes i cant move my thumbs...

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Bitch cakes

What you call your friend when he is being soft as f***.

After being invited to brunch and mimosas, bitch cakes said no I'm mowing my mother's lawn.

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Layered Cake

Packing a bong with layers of weed, kief, weed and then top it off with kief as the ~frosting~

Yo bro want to pack a layered cake?

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Cutting cake

When you pull up a girl's panties (while she's wearing them) to the point where it splits her vagina in half

I was cutting cake at the 7 year old's birthday party

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Cake Mission

To fuck a girl quickly and send her home

Guy 1- "So I walked in on my girl fucking my bro."
Guy 2- "Fuck! That bitch got you bent... wtf bro. Im sorry, dont sweat that grimey hoe."
Guy 1- "Ha hell no, Im not gunna sweat it. Im just about to go on a Cake Mission with her best friend."

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Finger Cake

A sweet juicy delicatessen fresh off the thighs and booty of your lady!

I really like to grab onto her finger cake when sexing her.

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