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When a person wakes up covered in beer cans creating a beer can blanket.
Pbluescript jolted awake as the afternoon sun hit his face. A loud crash hurled him out of bed as his makeshift beer can blanket crashed to his soiled bedroom floor.
Soiled.
Like his heart.
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An individual who has been granted the title of Baron for their heroic actions involving the consumption of large quantities of beer. This individual usually is the last one standing after a long night of consuming cases of beer.
Requirements to obatain the title of Baron:
drink 400 fl. oz. of beer within 2 hours, drunk dial a few people, listen to ipod to recharge, have a partner punch you in the face for strength, repeat for another 2 hours(best achieved on empty stomach)
Daniel: Did you drink that whole case of Shiners last night?
Nick: I think I did.
Daniel: And a case of Samuel L. Jacksons?
Nick: I vaguely remember doing so.
Daniel: And a 12 pack of Bud?
Nick: For breakfast... before I past out.
Daniel: I grant you the title of Beer Baron.
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When in the morning after a great drinking session you have to shit but you cant squeeze it out cause you feel like your gonna puke if you try to. At least thats what i think it is cause thats what happened to me this morning
Guy # 1: Whats taking so long in there man?
Guy # 2: Dude if i squeeze this dump out i'm gonna hurl!
Guy # 1: Too much beer bro, your having a beer dump
Guy # 2: uhhhh!!! *puke splash*
Guy # 1: . . . . damn
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Commonly used saying when a friend asks you to help them with something while consuming a beer.
Dude, come out side and smoke one with me.
- Maybe next beer bro.
Lets go munch.
- Dude maybe next beer.
I would love to boink that girl.
- Maybe next beer you'll have a chance
The act of snorting the foam that pops up when you crack your pabst
Guy 1: Hey man you wanna do a colorado beer snort with me?
Guy 2: Yea man that shit gets me wasted!
*sniff*
Guy 1: Ahh yea im totally shit canned now
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In Michigan bottles and cans of pop and beer or other carbonated beverages can be returned for 10 cents each at any local grocery store. It is the highest "bottle deposit" in the country. People in Michigan usually collect all their empty cans or bottles and when they are broke return them to the store to buy more beer.
Person 1: "Dude the party is over, we are all out of bud light and cash.."
Person 2: "Nah man, we can just return the cans I have been saving these past two weeks as my Michigan Beer Fund. we can get another 12 pack!"
Person 1: "Wooh Michigan!"
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A mega sized version of beer pong patented by five boys in Schenectady, NY. To be played on a tennis court with 2 teams of 2 using 6 garbage cans (3 cans per side) and a basketball. When it is your turn to throw, try to get the basketball in one of the other team's garbage cans. If you succeed that garbage can is removed from the playing field and one player on the other team chugs a can of beer. The team that runs out of garbage cans first, loses.
Dude, Beer Mega Pong is definitley the best game ever, we've been playing for like 3 hours.
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