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When a guy gets very high on marijuana and starts sounding with a brier bush while he puts in anal plugs.
Yo my girl broke up with me and I pulled a dirty demian last night.
When you press the head of your dick against her asshole and persuade her to take the tip
I finally got her to take the dirty smidgen!
A cum thirsty slut move where someone ejaculates onto ones body just to make it harder for them to clean up.
Yooo dude, Miranda pulled a dirty Keitaro on you while you were asleep!
Calling someone a dirty apricotis a questionable insult but it’s a bloody good one if you ask me, it automatically puts ur opponent into shame making them feel sorry for themselves because no body else could give a fuck as their a dirty apricot.
“Cunt your a fucking dirty apricot”
When a girl has a gap in her teeth, you ejaculate into the gap and make a perfect fix for her gap.
Girl: I want to get this gap fixed but my job at Hooters doesn't pay enough!
Guy: I have a better solution, I'll give you a dirty filling
Girl: Yes! Why didn't I think of that?!
(Pants hit the floor)
When a transport company drops all of its clients for no reason at all.
We got given a dirty hitech.
Things were going great until we got given a dirty hitech.
When you nut in a girl's mouth in the bar bathroom and she gets called up to Karaoke before she can swallow.
The girl I met at the bar just sang "Hero" . Pretty good for a Dirty Sif.