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He has had a total of 3 relationships combined lasting around 4 days, goes for ugly cows with ungly everyhthing, gay cunt fifa faggot and a total wierd cunt
Its stavros gag on this dick ):
The presumption of guilt or wrong doing placed upon an employee by an immediate supervisor based upon the inaccurate and or exaggerated relaying of information they received from another staff member.
I was dick-doubted when my boss bitched me out for something I knew nothing about. He said a co-worker blew me in. Maybe next time I'll dick-doubt'em before they get me!
That damn tazer dick pulled me over and roughed me up .. fuck that guy!!
Money that is ascertained through any situation that involved the use of a man's penis.
bro 1: yo, it's fall break, you comin' out tonight?
bro 2: nah man, I'm hella broke.
bro 1: prostitution appears to be the quickest solution, sir. You have 5 hours to be at the bar. Go!
bro 2: 'Bout to get that dick money!
The taste of a womans genitals after she has been cream pied by another man earlier in the day.
I went down on my girl and i know shes cheating, that pussy tasted re-dick-u-licious.
Two heated mug warmers, one slathered in Vaseline, pressed around a penis and rubbed vigorously in a back-and-forth motion.
Why would anyone buy a mug warmer?
Because they already own one mug warmer, covered it in Vaseline, and want to make a Dick McMuffin!
Founded by the first king of dicks and his council of cocks. Worshipping the dick kings dick. It is all powerful and grants the gift of life. It is a sin to cum in a place other then the woman's vagina because it's considered a wasted life. Our greatest holiday is in the month of December. It is called dickcember. For 31 days a group of 12 or more people, 6 males and 6 females, are locked in a room where they then have a battle royal with their genitals. The last one standing is crowned king of dicks until the next dickcember.
Worshipping takes place on the equinoxes. To hail the sun and the moon as they cum together