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the day where we applause ninja turtles
Tom: Hey did you know its national ninja turtle day
this guy fucks on god he does
Yo do you know Tommy Turtle the official bricked up boy he fucks on god he does.
A severe prairie dogging situation where it actually touched your underwear before going back in your butt
Awww quick , get off the highway i can't make it , the turtle bumped the cloth !!!
When a person get siblings to fight someone
Guy 1: yo josh got jumped yesterday
Guy 2: yeah heard he got ninja turtled
A female with the ability to make any penis erect, especially homosexual males.
Man, that chick is turtle savvy..... You gotta try her ....
That of which turtles spawn with.
"The shell on turtles, do they spawn with it?" -xQc on the topic of turtle shells
When it’s cold or not and your dick decides to back inside yourself like a turtles head goes back in it’s shell.
Gawd damn! My dick gawn back in his turtle shell! What’s wrong lil guy? Ya cold? Come on out, I’ll keep ya warm in my hand.