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A person exceptionally skilled in the art of sarcasm, especially debilitating personal insults.
Guy: Nice outfit! Thrift store having a sale?
Real woman: Dead man talking!
Guy: Ooooh. Get that 3rd degree black lip with that sharp outfit?
(Real woman pummels guy to death.)
The opposite of ‘Drop The Bass Lips’, Rich Tea Biscuit Lips are lips that are dry and thin, making them terrible for head.
Damn! You’ve got them Rich Tea Biscuit Lips, it feels like I’m getting slop off a 90 year old.
Sweating of the upper-lip which is caused by the hot desert climate of Las Vegas in conjunction with amphetamine or cocaine use.
“You good man? Your lip is sweating right onto the blackjack table!”
“I’m straight. All that speed gave me a case of the Las Vegas lip sweats”
when a girl, preferably italians, have a large amount of labial tissue surrounding a vagina. When a girl is unclean, her overlapping labias stink
My best friend complains about his girlfriend's floppy stinky donky lips all the time.
To lick a butthole.
Person1: You want to lip smack a chocolate starfish?
Person2: Fuck no.
when you have 2 quiver lips (a top and a bottom) simeltaniously. can sometimes result in a lil collision.
i was really nervous, and as a result i had a qui-e-iver lip.
When somebody says something unbelievable
Bethany : i heard that the fair is going to be closed
Gladys: omg literally shut your pussy lips no way