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A man who is unable to control his sexual urges and submits at the first moment of asking.
Derek won't stop masturbating, he is turning into a willy bitch!
The intimate licking of someones anal rim, or insertion of tongue or salivated finger.
While she was sleeping he gave her a southern wet Willie, and she awoke surprised by the intimate touch.
The act of carefully inserting long public hairs into the urethra, in the hopes of creating a tree looking object when erect.
Should have seen the willy willow I had going on for the missus last night mate.
God's ultimate test of mankind's patience.
If you thought the lincoln log was bad, just wait until you approach a toilet filled with a Screamin' Willie. This particular steamer is the equivalent size of a foot-long sandwich. A screamin' willie can't be broken down and flushed away with the usual toilet plunger. Or snake. It's enough to make you scream to high heaven.
"I think Jack just broke the toilet."
"what makes you say that?"
"he left a mini mount everest in that shitter."
"you mean a screamin' willie walters"
"I was sitting so close to the pilot in that two-seat jet that I could have given the pilot a stiff willy!"
When my dog has a lot of energy and runs around a room.
My dog turned into a Willy Torpedo as he ran around the living room for 5 minutes.
A absolute tank of a nigga
You know Willi Jones, he's a tank of a nigga