canadian fly trap

When you cum on a girls stomach and have her sit on your face. The goal is to make her cum before your swimmers get in your mouth.

How did I become gay? I tried a canadian fly trap that failed. Turns out I like the taste.

"Why do they call it a fly trap?"
"Because the cum goes in your mouth."

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deuces fly

A gangsta Rap group formed in south central. It contains MC Moonshine, G Hood What?, and Dalmation Maka'. There first album "Blood Lined Street". Has become an underground sucsess and has sold 3,000 copies out of a trunk in a night. Moonshine has a fast medolic sound to his ryhmes. G Hood What? has a slow dangerous he wrote the single "Crack of Noon". Dalmation Maka' is the leader and founder who claims to be the driving force fo the group. They are currently signed to Armed & Dangerous Inc. The second album is a work in progress but early word is that it will be called " Die by the Gun".
exert from to a "Crack of Noon"

Got up in a hurry at the crack of noon
Just thinking i should kill some one soon
I got my shotgun and i got a beat
Now dead bodies gonna line the streets
Everybody knows how i roll
What?
I wanna rock right now
We dueces wild we came to get down

Guy 1: Hey you wanna go see a Snoop Dogg show
Guy 2: Nah, NWA is wack Deuces Fly is the shit.

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Flying Under the Gaydar

To avoid being identified as a homosexual.

I heard that Ruben was outed by his Cousin at Thanksgiving dinner. He should have taken some lessons from Kevin at flying under the gaydar.

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Flying Dutchman's Chair

The act of banging a chick while taking a shit. As in that terrible Norwegian movie "Dead Cold." This can be done with the women in the front cowgirl position or the rear cowgirl position. Or you can use your imagination to combine all the other sick depraved shit on this sight.

Hey dude my girlfriend is such a whore she totally gave me the Flying Dutchman's Chair...

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Flying Face Fuck

In a video game, blowing an opponents brains all over the pavement while they or yourself are in mid-air.

Sean Connery and Chuck Norris were playing Modern Warfare 2 and Sean Connery got a Flying Face Fuck for the game winning kill.

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flying the Homo flag

he is so proud to be gay,

He's Mr Gay UK, we're so proud he's flying the homo flag

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Flying Spaghetti Monster

Is the true God of this world
Tramples all other religions.
The planets are actually meatballs.
God of the pastafarian religion.

Name of the sauce, the meat and the pasta, Spaghmon,
Please bless me with spaghetti for dinner tonight,
Thank you Flying Spaghetti Monster,
Spaghmon.

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