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willy drooper

Something that causes a man to lose his erection.

I was just about to have sex with this chick when I pulled off her panties and I saw blue waffles! What a willy drooper!

by Teratogen May 26, 2012


Willy soap

1. The male version of feminine intimate hygiene products invented by Benji.
2. A soap specially for use on your willy.

"Dude, I have knob cheese, I need to use some willy soap!"

by l-Unicorn August 26, 2008


Wet Chocolate Willy

When a man goes to bed with a itchy ass and wakes up with stinky fingers then sticks them in his wife's ears!

My wife called out for Willy in her sleep.... so I gave her a Wet Chocolate Willy she'll never forget!

by Ironhead chicken choker March 24, 2024


Forked wet Willy

A variant of the wet willy but rather than inserting a single, spit upon finger into someone's ear, two spit upon fingers from the same hand are inserted into someone's nostrils.

I gave my dumb sister, Kathleen a forked wet willy right up the nose.

by Brudda20231015 October 14, 2023


Smeg-Willy

The process of wiping your self made smeg across another individual’s ear or face, imitating the famous “wet- willy”

I just gave Sonny a sick smeg-Willy and he cried.

by DaddyLongStroke_6969 June 09, 2023


willie rage

The act of braking your wrist because of a virtually pixelated video game.

My friend broke his wrist after losing in a video game must of had willie rage.

by Wille225 May 21, 2021


Gator-willy

Gatorwilly, when you're taking a piss is the bush and a gator comes up to dine on your pecker

Aye, boyo be-careful pissing in the bush lest you get a case of gator-willy. You don't want an alliator to bite your willy

by Salty Fred January 01, 2019