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That stripper was definitely a two legged cum dumpster.
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A submission hold so strong, it can never be broken.
Matt had me in the Zambonian Death Leg Lock the other day...I couldn't break it!
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Extremely straight&tight pants that get smaller as they go down to your ankles. Very hard to put on! Gotta jump around alot for them to reach your waist. They look like pencils.
Preps and Emos wear them (Sometimes gangsters). Come in every color and pattern. Can be found at any clothing store.
Girls and Boy wear them. (But when boys wear them, they don't have an ass.)
Bonus for girls who wanna show off their butts!
If your thighs are abit big, I think you should wear anything BUT THESE PANTS.
(Big self-confidence lowerer!)
Gangster: Damnnn.. My ass looks fine in these skinny jeans/ straight legs!
Prep: Wow.. I have like no icky fat on me! Love these skinny jeans/ straight legs!
Emo: Yeaa.. I got zebra skinny jeans/ straight legs.
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chewing someone out; severe reprimand; the act of verbally punishing someone for a misdeed.
Because I did not finish the project on time, my boss spent half of the morning pissing down my leg.
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Indication that a particular woman is prepared to consider intercourse with just about anyone.
1. Why was she buried in a "Y" shaped coffin?
2. Ten minutes to two legs.
3. Oh.
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A DLL is a very attractive male usually in college and also in a Fraternity. Below are the main characteristics of your typical DLL
1. 6' and above
2. Tone/Muscular
3. Perfect teeth
4. Blessed with a cute name
5. Brown/Blonde hair
6. Green/Blue eyes
7. Clean cut & Shave
8. That Jawline
9. Eyebrows on fleek
10. Knows how to dress
11. Good Personality (aka Not a fuck boy)
12. Possibly a few tattoos
13. Got to have that "Flow"
If you ever encounter a guy that is blessed with these characteristics, understand that he was sent from the Gods and you need to snatch that shit up before its too late.
Hanna: "Do you know that guy over there in the hat?"
Rory: "Yes, Jackson. He has the sexiest green eyes and is to ripped. Could a DLL (daddy long legs) except...."
Hanna: "What?"
Rory: "He's a Soul eater".
Hanna: "Damn Gingers, fucking things up"
Rory: "What a scrub. Common, lets dip the fuck on outta here"
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When putting on skinny jeans, your leg hair is swept upward. Then after taking your pants off, your leg hair are still pointing up.
Usually return to normal after an hour or two on their own or after a shower.
Sometimes painful
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