The act of aggressively groping someone's ass with a washcloth
1. I ragged her ass last night
2. I want you to rag my ass
Literally a breakfast casserole of French origin eaten directly off of a bunghole.
No thank you, I’m stuffed from eating all of this ass quiche.
To voluntarily hangout in the bathroom, savoring the stank, after one relieves themselves.
I just took a dump and he ran in there and started ass-basking.
When someone makes a shit larger than their anus so the shit strechtes the anus. An ass strechter typically causes extreme pain to the victim temporarily
Bob- "AAAAHHH, GET THE FUCK AWAY"
Jacob- "WHY ARE YOU SCREAMING FROM THE TOILET?!"
Bob- "ASS STRECHTER GET THE FUCK OUT"
Jacob- "Ahh, I feel you, bro
A sex move were the female partner insert's (any brand) fries down her rectum and proceeds to thrust them out smothering the fries in fecal matter, once this act is complete the male partner will consume the fries sexually for females sick pleasure.
this sexual act is rare and has multiple health risks if proceeded.
this act can be done by any gender regardless of each side being straight or not.
this is a form of domination pleasure.
your doctor is guaranteed to say something along the lines of: "what the fuck!?, DONT DO THIS!"
"She said she wanted to try the American ass fries with me, I cant wait to dominated by my mistress"