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A sorry excuse for a boyfriend that rotates females like a ratchet does sockets.
Jake tadeo is a ratchet ass boyfriend. You know how many other females he be with?
Its smells so fucking bad it's smells like a person who never washed their ass and they probably have cheese forming there and they just make you put your nose so deep in their ass
Girlfriend: wanna smell my ass?
Boyfriend: sure
Girlfriend: *makes his nose smell the nastiest shit ever*
Boyfriend: OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH you better go wash that ass and im breaking up with u ho and it smells like 20 pounds of bounce that ass
A massive headache or real pain in general. Something ultra annoying to deal with altogether.
I tried opening a new bank account yesterday at Wells Fargo. Wells Fargo is a murder in the ass. They constantly lock my account if I get my password wrong more than twice and I can’t fix it until I call or go into one of there branches.
The reason we all exist without it were dead
Hey that girl's ass was huge
I see trees of green, red roses too
I see them bloom for me and you
And I think to myself what a wonderful ass
I see skies of blue and clouds of white
The bright blessed day, the dark sacred night
And I think to myself what a wonderful ass
The colors of the rainbow so pretty in the sky
Are also on the faces of people going by
I see friends shaking hands saying how do you do
They're really saying I’ll penetrate You
I hear babies cry, I watch then grow
They'll learn much more than I'll never know
And I think to myself what a wonderful ass
Yes I think to myself what a wonderful ass
Oh, Yes!
The art of shoving ground beef inside of an autistic persons anus, slurping it out, and then spitting it onto 2 sandwich buns then consuming it.
Me and my homies all jumped this autistic kid, then proceeded to give him an Albuquerque Ass Burger.