jake

the cutest guy on earth who is hilarious sweet and SHORT HAHAHA. he would be your best friend but your worst enemy if ur mean to him or his friends, but hes loyal and dedicated and always up for a good time. he would do stupid stuff like claim he has 0 rizz when in reality he has the most anyone could have. u go jake

“why is jake so cute STOP”
“idk but to me he looks like a troll doll”

jake

big dong

wow look at his dong, he must be a jake

Jake

cute person who is cuter than amie (me)

jake: its you

amie: no its you

Jake

Generally displeasing, corny or "whack".

Common 1980's urban Cleveland slang.

"You're jake bro."

"I can't believe I wasted money on that jake ass movie."

Jake

The biggest simp you will ever meet. He will like a girl then his best friend will like that girl too but the girl likes his best friend. They will start dating then Jake will jump of his top bunk and say “I’m gonna kill myself!”

Jake will never get a gf

Jake

Looks like curious George. He’s mega gay and no one likes him.

Wow look at jake, he’s so gay what the fuck

Jake

A Jake only owns two kinds of shirts: striped shirts, or shirts relating to french horns. If you are a Jake, you have a kind for beards on teenage boys.

Dude stop being such a Jake you don’t need to stroke every beard you see!