a memory like a sieve

to be very forgetfull
Synonym: absent-minded, scatterbrained, scatty

You've got a memory like a sieve

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Hung like a gerbil

Someone with an extremely small penis.

Dude, is that a tic-tac in your pocket or are you hung like a gerbil???

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Like you said

Like you said is a subtle and elegant way of putting your words in the mouth of someone. It requires first to 'cook' the person you are talking to with sharp logical arguments and an adamant brilliance in oratory skills, and then to make the poor dude agree to a point that he surely would resist under the threat of a gun in normal conditions.

Yankees Fan:

"Bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla...and sure! That much is true and I totally give it to you (the other guy hasn't spoken in minutes), man: last season indeed we were pretty sloppy in those crucial away games, but then again, like you said, there ain't no team like the Yankees and there'll never be".

Red Sox Fan: (looking puzzled but mesmerized) "Uhm, yeah..."

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hot like fire

To be extremely, uncontrollably appealing to the eye.

Did you see my car? It's hot like fire!
That girl Danielle is hot like fire.

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Chewed like food

To be extremely high on Marijuana. If you are just a little on the high side, you are chewed. If you have red skittles for eyes, a craving for pickles and peanut butter and you just mistook your cat for your pillow.... you sir are Chewed like food.

I shouldn't have smoked that last bowl, I have to work in 20 minutes and I'm chewed like food.

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Curse Like a sailor

You curse a lot, not necessarily well, but you've had some experience.

-Retired Sailor who still uses curse words frequently.

You curse like a sailor, you have a curse word coming out your mouth every other word!

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It's Like Banging A Waterfall

A line from the show "Blue Mountain State", the "pocket pussy" episode. A fat guy walks out of a bathroom sweaty as balls with a brown lunch bag, hands it to a guy and a black guy in the background yells it's like banging a waterfall. Best fucking show ever.

"Dude, why are you so sweaty?"
"I just got done fucking this pocket pussy man, It's like banging a waterfall!"

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