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A cover name for the act of smearing bodily fluids all over one's face. This act most commonly occurs directly after a dirty movie or an intense workout.
Brock: "I'm ready for some water practice. It gives me such an overwhelming sense of fulfilment."
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When you get bored or tired during sex. Then you urinate inside your partner. While wherein a condom, so it fills like a Water Balloon. In order to fool your partner into thinking you ejaculated.
Last night during sex I was really tired, so I gave my girl the Water Balloon. Then I finished watching the Tonight show.
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When you're out of toilet paper after defecation, and have to jump straight from toilet to shower - giving the shower water a rusty appearance.
I ran out of toilet paper so had to do the dash to the shower - damn that was some rusty water.
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water sheep or jeb is the satanic spawn imprisoned in pewdiepies crop farm
water sheep: *does nothing*
pewdiepie: i wanna build a torture chamber for jeb
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Homemade iced tea; Another way of telling someone you have iced tea that you made, the term comes from the fact that homemade iced tea looks like mop water and the joke that a waiter/waitress that does not like a customer will bring them their iced tea with dirty water usually from a bucket that was used to clean the floor with.
My friend asked me what I had to drink and I told him that I just made mop water an hour ago if he wanted that.
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Mountain Dew;
Term best described used in sci-fi or anime conventions. To keep "geeks" up all night with all the caffiene in it.
At the comic book convention the nerds had to drink all the geek water.
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It means your thirst becomes a more needed priority than food idiots.
"GET ME SOME WATER I'M FUCKING WATER HUNGRY!! MOVE FASTER FATTY! I DON'T CAR IF YOUR MAKING ME FOOD I'M WATER HUNGRY!!"
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