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After chugging vodka lay across two tables allowing your dick to hang downwards and girls under will fight for your penis.
Last night I performed the Russian punching bag with Jessica, Denise and Monica sadly Denise won.
A mixture of sperm and breast milk smeared on a woman's chest during sex.
Jane got so horny last night, I overheard her telling Ben to give her some Russian Nipples. I thought it was a drink but I was soo wrong.
the worst kind of jew. jews are great. Russians are great. but you mix the two and you get a disaster. they are loud and annoying and oftentimes very very strange. I knew this one Russian jew who jerked off and put his substances under a microscope to see if he was fertile. who the hell does that.
"Yo that Brad kid is pretty weird"
"Yeah I know. Probably because he's a Russian Jew"
An order of mild chicken wings with one suicide wing.
"Last night we ordered up some Russian Roulette wings. I wound up taking the bullet and my mouth is still numb."
When the takeaway is finished and you fit the smaller boxes in the larger ones so they take up less bin-space.
The blue bin was already full of Ed Sheeran CDs so I made a Greasy Russian Doll to get the bizarre boxes in.
When your face gets covered with the steam of a tea bag.
I was making tea when I got a Russian Steam Bath
When you pee in a butt and then that person Dutch ovens another with the peed butt gas
Damn bruh she was all about them Russian steam baths