A tubby wanker who turns in front of you after leaving Taco Bell
Ahh you clown biscuit
A fart where some poop comes out that also hits your testicles.
Im so drunk I might shart my biscuits.
A gift for someone who has done a good job and deserves a reward.
Well done on that ADAC pickup, you deserve a pocket biscuit.
1) That one fucker who always robs the biscuits from the workplace.
2) He/She/They who go absolutely bonkers for biscuits.
Fuck off Dennis you fat twat I just bought this packet of digestives! You absolute biscuit fiend!
when a ridiculously twiggy person (usually female) walks by and has noassatall. (see noassatall).
ex.: "Damn, that girl need a biscuit!"
The calculation or guestimate required to work out just the right amount of alcohol and “vitamin powder” you can stand before having to play Sunday league at 10 in the morning.
Often miscalculated, leading to injuries, vomiting and disappointed teammates.
Richard: “What’s George doing over there?”
Jack: “Trying to work out his prematch limits.”
Andrew: “Oh. The Biscuit Conundrum.”
Daniel: “I hope he gets it right. He’s got a relegation 6 pointer tomorrow morning”