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To continuing to talk, usually to the media, about nothing in order to gain attention for your group or cause no matter how fucking stupid or batshit crazy thier mission in life is.
That Douche Spicket that wants to burn Qurans is on the news again.
When you can't tell if a dude is hot or not because his apparel or attitude glares with douche-baggery.
Girl 1: OMG look at that guy over there with his saggy pants and backwards snapback! He's so hot!
Girl 2: Sorry, I can't see him past his douche glare.
Someone who searches for a one sided opinion to make an argument for their incorrect, poorly worded or uneducated argument.
Those reporters for 23abc in Bakersfield are more like Douche diver's then journalists...in my opinion.
That annoying friend who won't stop talking about Game of Thrones, even though you haven't seen a single episode and couldn't give a shit about it.
Usually tries to make you feel like an idiot of not watching.
"You talk to Frank lately?"
"No, He's too much of a GoT douche."
Noun: Injury sustained from excessive douche exposure
Adjective: The quality of being massively douchey
"I ended up talking for a half hour to some guy with too much hair gel and a screen-printed dress shirt. I have a nasty douche-bruise."
"David? Total Douchebruise."
Dumb people who should know better and keep doing and saying dumb shit.
Rick is a douch hound he always saying some dumb shit.
What a douch hound, can't believe he said that.
The type that makes all kinds of boat friends and always has hot chicks on their boat to make themselves look better to other people and their personality completely changes because of it
Ever since that dork John bought his boat he’s turned into a complete boat douche!!