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1. I snorkel used to navigate your way through copious amounts of douche.
2. A fucking, cock sucker.
1. Guy 1: "THERE'S SO MUCH DOUCHE!!!"
Guy 2: "Good thing I brought my Douche Snorkel."
2. Guy 1: " I heard Jimmy fucked your mom."
Guy 2: "Yeah, he's a total douche snorkel."
when you dont want to deal with a pedicure, you simply want to clean the fuck out of one toe
pedicures are too expensive, imma get a toe douche to clean this baby out
A person who is frustrating you and there is nothing you can do or say about it so you go to the walk-in cooler and make up names for that person frustrating you
(*generally reserved for petty self-conversation)
"Why you such a Douche Canoosh, Dr. Frank?" Dakota said as Frank danced dandily in the street.
A douche you take with you on your travels.
I used my portable douche last night because I was about to get nailed!
An ignorant douche bag who entertains others with his stupidity.
He was being such an Amuse-Douche with his outrageous posts.
One person who constantly bitches about the benefits and moral obligation of eating organic food, even at the risk of losing their friends.
Friendly Dude: "Hey, wanna come over for dinner? My new chicken recipe is just awesome!"
Organic Douche: "No, sorry, I never eat non-organic food."
Friendly Dude: "Didn't you eat at McDonald's just yesterday?"
Organic Douche: Yeah, but just because I didn't have time to cook."
Noun: Injury sustained from excessive douche exposure
Adjective: The quality of being massively douchey
"I ended up talking for a half hour to some guy with too much hair gel and a screen-printed dress shirt. I have a nasty douche-bruise."
"David? Total Douchebruise."