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City ham is a term used in some parts of the United States for any bougie, silly man, lightly cured of distasteful behavior, which must be kept at a distance to preserve it. It is generally used to get "wet cured", that is injected with or soaked in a brine solution containing high concentrations of salts.
"So, Jamie, which one of your side meats was that? Was he the sausage you were bragging about the other day?"
"No, just a City Ham, but he still makes for a decent snack."
Someone who is hairy and always has the urge to eat some form of cooked pig.
Connor eat's way too much pig, and he has a fuzzy head, I guess that makes him a Hairy Hams
To be treated in an absolutely horrible way without provocation
People living near the eastern border of Israel were were ham-assed on October 7.
(Vagina)
My pork sword goes well with her ham and salmon pasty
An obese person booking two seats in econony class on a plane travels ham class.
When it's time for obese people to board a plane, the gate agent says "Now boarding ham class".
Unlike "the bear" in the gay culture the HAM PANDA is a large highly unathletic man which ladies find attractive. however sometimes bisexual he rarely mates with females, mostly men. This person also enjoys ham with every meal and has ben seen eating ham with ice cream. Stories have also been told of ham play in the bedroom.
what's that smell did you go full ham panda last night?
The act of ejaculating into a ham
I had an interesting conversation with my uncle about ham boning