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A collaboration of the insanely talented Axwell, Steve Angello and Sebastian Ingrosso, and formerly Eric Prydz. Music not to be played quietly.
"One" by Swedish House Mafia just got re-released.
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The fat bitch who don't get to leave the place because she ugly but she is who to fuck, when the main bitch is gone. Then She end up on The Jerry springer show.
tay is like a moped, fun to ride but don't let his ho seanika see that house ho thinks she is the main bitch
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Brown House has the same concept of a green house with the exception of your own natural gas... Get in a small room or car with another person (girlfriend, wife, friend, etc.) close all the windows and doors and let a rank assed fart loose, preferably after eating at Taco Bell and on a nice hot day. The resulting brown cloud will turn that area into a Brown House.
Dude, Sharkey was being a total pain in the ass, so as soon as he got in the car, I locked the the windows and doors and let one rip... Total Brown House!
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DDR style club dancing consisting of pumping your fists in the air/ground and modified versions of 6-stepping, 2-stepping, and old school steps like "running man"
House stepping may also be referred to as "guido frolicing" or by ravers "melbourne shuffle"
Joey was housestepping at the club all night because he couldnt find a girl to dance with.
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A simple step-by-step recipe:
1. Add 2 teaspoons of trance breakdowns
2. 5 ounces of hardstyle kicks
3. Enough filtered wood block sounds arranged in triplets to make a tribal shaman vomit
4. A dash of Grand Canyon reverb
5. Quarter of a billion white kids on MDMA
6. Slight dubstep wobble here and there
7. ????
8. PROFIT
After Sandro Silva's 'Epic' back in 2010, big room house, unfortunately, became such a huge movement that it simply over-saturated the EDM scene in 2013 and onward... Almost every track sounded exactly the same, with simplistic but insanely heavy 'drops' packed with minimal plucks or wood blocks... The distinct set of rules that required a track to be a 'banger' simply didn't allow for any creative thinking, and in the end, big room gave all house music a bad name because of it's repetitiveness and dumbed-down formulaic sound.
Most famous big room 'bangers':
Martin Garrix - Animals
Dimitri Vegas & Like Mike - Mammoth, Wakanda etc... They all sound almost exactly the same
Sandro Silva & Quintino - Epic (apparently started the fad)
Alvaro & Mercer - Welcome To The Jungle
DVBBS & Borgeous - Tsunami
Hardwell - Spaceman
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The act of masterbating in your own hands to form a puddle of sticky baby batter in your palm. The individual then smacks his hands together in an aggressive manner. Then slowly release the hands in an equal and outward motion creating a spiderweb effect between your hands. Finally, shove your own face or an preferably any unsuspecting victims face into the strings of sticky mess. The desired effect should feel eerily similar to that of walking into spiderwebs inside of a haunted house.
Bro 1- “Dude, I don’t know what product you use but your hair looks great. So shiny and slick, but what’s with the glistening lines running like highways across your face??”
Bro 2- “Oh that’s not hair product, and those freeways of goodness you noticed are in fact cum. When I walked into the party, Chad hit me with an old fashioned Mississippi Haunted House and slathered me brow to chin in cum.”
Bro 1- “Sorry about the cum, but you gotta respect the got bro.”