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'Cream of the penis' in English. Ladies like it. Who doesn't?
"Ooh la la! I shall order your...Crème de la pénis...?"
"Oh yes, monsieur! Bon choice!" The waiter says as he unzips his trousers, "I shall be back in un peu."
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A strict, tight up high school in Basildon, Essex.
The student service ladies are sarcastic,
the math teachers are evil,
and the music teacher wears no shoes.
It produced no famous people, but instead a string of thrown out druggies, retards and wanna-be's.
ah, that kid?
he must of gone to De La Salle School.
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A private, Catholic school located in Bethesda MD. It is widely known as one of the most snobbish elementary/middle schools in the MD/DC/VA area. Enroll your sweet little kid and watch them grow up to become a selfish, spoiled brat at the end of 8th grade.
Faculty:
The faculty will leave out a banquet on the table to lure the children like rats. Disciplinary action will be taken if you even look at the food.
About 96% of the faculty will leave after 1 year because of some weird pregnancy problems and their passion for teaching religion.
Student life:
Expect to be bitchslapped from a white girl for wearing your hair weird
Expect to break windows and fall out of ceilings
Expect your teachers to awkwardly take off their wigs when they think "no body is looking"
Expect your teachers to make out with other teachers when "no body is looking"
Expect to have your chairs and books and desks legit thrown across the room when receiving a lecture
Where do you go to school?
St Jane De Chantal.
Lord bless your soul...
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Top University in the Philippines in the year 2008.
Located along Katipunan and is beside two other universities: Miriam College and University of the Philippines.
Ateneo de Manila University is where I hatch my secret plans.
Ateneo de Manila University is where ATE ALMA works as a photocopier.
79👍 46👎
one of the greatest fighters ever
has won multiple championships in different weights
can kick your ass
is good with the ladies
known for taking ladies away from their boyfriends
he is scared of no one
"damn that bastard just pulled an oscar de la hoya on me!"
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Spanish slang phrase for, "that bitch has a hideous face!" Literal translation: Face of a thousand hits!
Guy1 ask, "te la cojes a esa vieja?"
Guy2 says, "tiene cara de mil putasos pero si me la echo!"
11👍 4👎
a large building that specialties in child torture and manipulation, residing in the Adelaide Hills. St Francis guarantees you no individual choices, and promises to brainwash your children into brainless little clones.
Girl: so what did you so this week at st francis de sales college?
Boy: eh not much. the usual..i got raped by like 10 of my teachers
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