A person who is musty as shit from Canada, and ejaculates maple syrup, with a goofy ass last name that starts with S, like Swery
“Whats that smell?”
“Its probably a Dylan S”
If your name is Dylan you have a fat ass cock and balls. Your throbbing penis is so fucking fat bitches line up to get a lick
Dylan your so hot can I lick your throbbing penis?
An annoying shit disturber who will relentlessly bother their family to get a rise out of them, and behaves perfectly normal around their friends and passerby.
Person 1: My cousin is a total Dylan when they visit during the holidays.
Person 2: Really? I would have never guessed!
dylan is a cool, nice guy. but when you start to get to know him he is SUPER weird. he probably simps for 1 girl and thats probably a girl that everyone loves. (but u never know) he is also pretty dumb and can act really "freaky at times. His crushs name PROBABLY starts with D but it might be different for you :")
"Theres Dylan!"
"OH god no...."
Really sweet, but probably has anger issues. This guy has many talents but doesn't realise how cool they are.