When your girl has to make a boo boo but you pack it and cum on the turd and it comes out super shiny like a glazed donut
I gave her a glazed chocolate bar last night and her turd hit the bed
the most camp personallity one knows about:
similar to zesty or fruity
"you like aero mint chocolate bar" - meaning someone likes very camp actions
Used to describe something that is absolutely ridiculous or something that is so dumb it makes your head spin like a top.
Jimmy: “man did you see Chadwick from sig fag last night”
Eduardo: “hell yeah, I saw him run up to some chick, take her thong off with his mouth, and proceed to run around her in circles yelling “I got your nose, no more coke for you too big fucking idiot!”
Jimmy: yeah dude that was Barred the fuck Out.
When a woman or man deep throats a large DQ Buster Bar, then has their tonsils poked while performing felatio.
I’m glad it’s ice cream season, I can’t wait for a DQ NutBuster Bar
A virtual experience where you get to beat people up in random places but the people go to the hospital very fast
I wish I was inmortal like the npcs in drunken bar fight.
Finding a dog turd whle using a strimmer,spraying yourself and anything within 10 feet with shit.
Dave..You've been cutting the grass.
Barry.. How did you know?
Dave. You've got a bit of shit on you.Been strimming the mars bar.
A girl who has 6 or more granola bars.
“How many granola bars do u have?”
“I don’t know man, like six”
“What are you a bar slut!?”