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The 1st largest religion in the world. UwU
I am Christian.
Christian is a funny white boy but really is a greasy lebo nigger. He has bent legs and curly hair and usually has a small dick. He doent look like a monkey but acts like one and does things that monkeys can.
Christian you greasy lebo come here.
A person with a very petite and cute penis, but he makes up for it with his great sense of smell. He is compassionate and hopeful.
Wow did you see CHRISTIAN at the fast food joint last night!
Christian (not as in someone who believes in christ) Specifically, someone that says joe and japan a lot
X: Dude, did you hear Christian say his catchphrase today?
Y:No, i missed it. I really wanted to hear ''joe japan''...
A boy whose nice, kind, funny, cute, and himself. Who could ask for more? He'll always be there for you no matter what happens. He can be annoying like anyone, or that you don't need him sometimes. But the absence of him drives you insane. He's been through more then you could imagine, but when your in his arms, it just feels safe because you know you have him to guide you.
But even as friends he's perfect. He will ditch even a girlfriend that tries to mess with you. You could be in love with him and see him with another girl, but as long as he's happy you're happy. Yet if he's mad at you, you feel so ashamed and as if your a burden. Over all, hes the person that you haven't lived till you see him.
That christian is so amazing af!
big
bulging
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chunky
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inflated
large
meaty
obese
plump
well-fed
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paunchy
plumpish
ponderous
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portly
potbellied
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weighty
whalelike
"wow that guy is Christian as fuck"
He'll make you feel so many different emotions. He'll make you nervous, and want to smile whenever you're around him. He makes it seem like your troubles will go away. The feelings I have for him can't be explained, but I think I love this man. :)
Hey, there's Christian :)!