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A camper on call of duty and says other people camp
Mark said he wasn't camping when he was
The annoyingest person ever. He will keep bugging you even if you tell him to stop. He says random shit all the time that is irrelevant to your conversation. He is also addicted to videogames and rages at them.
you: hey mark!
mark: kookoookokokkokokookchichichipoopoo!
mark is a dirty pedophile who loves to message little boys non-stop and isn't allowed within 500 meters of a primary school or children's playground of any description. Marks sickness is so bad and vile that not a picosecond goes by without mark thinking about little boys. If you know a mark there is a 100% chance he is a dirty irredeemable nonce, it’s probably best to put him down like a sick horse before another little boy falls victim to this monster.
person one: “oh my god mark is within 500 meters of a primary school”
person two: “call his PO before he takes one”
Mark's Gospel stresses the deeds, strength, and determination of Jesus in overcoming evil forces and defying the power of imperial Rome.
You would not want to miss out on a book like Mark before your turn 22
mark is literally the most perfect boy you'll ever meet. he's quite shy when you first meet him, but when he's comfortable with you, you guys will be amazing friends. he has a lot of friends already, so he might want you to meet them (or they'll ask to meet you). he's an even better lover!!! when you're dating him, he's generous and trusts in you. don't break his heart, because when you're together, he puts a lot of effort in making you feel cared for. if you're overthinking something, he'll understand and reassure you! also, please don't tell his secrets, he has to trust you a lot to give you that information. he's quite an awkward guy, but has an amazing sense of humor. he can easily make you laugh if you're feeling bad, plus he just radiates amazing energy in general!! if you meet mark, you're lucky.
i'm literally describing my boyfriend jesus christ
Person 1: OMG hi mark!!!
Person 2: oh HEYYYY
Mark: hello!! :D
mark is my boyfriend L!!!!!!
-emery, the writer of this definition.
Hot as fuck, has a very large dick. Can be very angry and a dickhead sometimes however deep down is the greatest, sweetest and just greatest guy you've ever met. He's a one of the homies and a one with the ladies, the best of both worlds. Mark is also, very, and I mean it. Very funny.
mark: hey ladies its me mark
ladies: omg mark ur so cool and amazing
mark: hey bros
bros: mark please continue to be funny