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The act of placing the anus near a partner's face or body, and then proceeding to defecate diarrhea over said participant for sexual stimulation. This may be enhanced by varying the diet of the chocolate shower giver to ensure a good spread of faeces rather than a concentrated lump
Mac - "Gee, I'd wanna try something different tonight, do you fancy giving me an Eaton Bray Hot Chocolate Shower"
Dutch - "Would love to, had chilli last night and I need to bust my gut somewhere - may as well be into your face"
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Ye Ole Afghan Rape Shower was a phrase used in Middle Ages to describe the act of a woman having a shower after she has been raped. To make it an Afghan Rape Shower, this act must take place within Afghanistan.
Without it being in Asfghanistan, this act is simply known simply as ‘a rape shower’.
Stacey had an Ye Ole Afghan Rape Shower the other day.
Oh, I didn’t realise she was in Afghanistan, but I knew about the rape shower.
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This is the phrase used by a Cheeser, a Cheese-out or Roid McCheeseout when he is attempting to prolong the time before his cheese is properly identified.
Daren asks "Jarryd, do you want to go out tonight?"
To which Jarryd responds "Lemme shower, eat and let you know".
Jarryd will not be going out tonight. He is cheese-ing.
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Your mom eating rye bread in the shower is when your mom eats rye bread while taking a shower.
Your mom eats rye bread in the shower
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Australian slang, meaning I'm wise to your game, or don't play me for a fool. This is a slang term not heard often in the regional centres, but reasonably common among the old blokes in smaller townships.
Davo(upon hearing something incredulous): carn mate, I didn't come down in the last shower!
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When a person (usually a teenager) shits their pants in a watery and explosive manner to escape a drug test appointed by his or her parent or legal guardian changing the color of said person's pants and floor causing a literal shit storm
When my parents pulled out that drug test I knew I was fucked and had no choice but to use The Yung Buddah Brown Trouser Shower Diversion
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"I'm coming over later."
"Let me show you my shower curtain... ;)"
"I'll bring my sex shorts."