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he gave birth to you 😍😍😍 very cool, and he is very handsome. So he will give birth to another kid.
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Your Dad: OH MY CHILD IS COMING
Mom: let me open your @ss
Dad: *screams*
Mom: *twerks*
Your dad is defined as the direct opposite of "your mom".
Your dad is often used against your mom in great arguments.
In your best friends bed.
It’s meant to be.
Don’t deny it.
You: Have you seen my dad?
Your best friend: Yes, your dad is in my bed.
He went to get the milk but came back when you became a famous football player
Bro I'm gonna turn into your dad *disappears*
your dad that left you for the milk, at a young age
"Hey is that your dad from 15 years ago"?
has a huge peen
he smashed me last night
it was plesherful
he likes to give it to little girls
he was fucking a little girl he has a huge one.oh it must be your dad