I crush the tiki

When someone crushes the 𝓽𝓲𝓴𝓲. : )
Better than the 𝖆𝖑í𝖊𝖓, that one’s a crime.
From that one danimals commercial. 😋😋😋😋😋

Alex loves the tiki so much so so much. He thinks it’s better than the alien.

Alex: Sometimes I love to crush the 𝓽𝓲𝓴𝓲. : )

Dan: Bro what? 🤨🤨🤨

Alex: Erm according to my research. 🤓👆I crush the tiki means. When someone crushes the 𝓽𝓲𝓴𝓲. : )
Better than the 𝖆𝖑í𝖊𝖓, that one’s a crime.
From that one danimals commercial. 😋😋😋😋😋

Gentleman's Crush

When an older guy lusts after some person considerably younger and immature, realizing he won't/can't proceed with intimacy/sex because she's just too out of touch with the values and tastes He enjoys.

Hey, Man. You think Pops is gonna hook up with that chick that's swooning and drooling like he's a Tater Tot???

"No, Dude. He told me he's got a Gentleman's Crush on her, and put her off limits. Now they're just friends, but She may not get it..."

Gentleman's Crush

When an older man is infatuated with a younger, more attractive woman who (for a variety of age-related reasons) will Never consummate the relationship, but, when together, treats her as if she were a girlfriend.

"Look, there's Dieter and Jane!"

"They look pretty cozy in that corner..."
"Oh, they Are, alright. But, he's just got a Gentleman's Crush on her, so it can't be that deep..."

National say yes to your crush day

This day is on January 6th. If your crush asks anything you have to say yes!

Girl: hey National say yes to your crush day, wanna go out with me?
Boy: shoot, yes.

Crush Slots

The capacity in your life backpack to carry around the crushes you have on ppl in your life.

Some people have many crush slots, others only have one.

'dude i'm thirsting her but my crush slot is taken'
'yeah babe he's hot AF but my crush slots are full so can't go there'

Meta-Crush

When one has a crush on someone's avatar in the metaverse

I have such a meta-crush on Reese's avatar

National post your crush day

On this day you spam photos or videos of your crush on a social media app and tell them you appreciate them

“Today is national post your crush day!”

Omg really should I post them on Instagram?!”

“YES!”