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29 september is the day when you can slap juba's ass without consequence.
Me: juba let me slap that thicc ass, its national slap juba's ass day!
Juba: Come here daddy!!!
Me: *slap*
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Though she was nude and ready to bone, Erik wouldn't fuck his high school girlfriend. She even tried to goad him into it by calling him a chicken ass. To no avail, he lacked the courage to root.
A condition when you sit in the back of a full car and the seats lift one cheek higher than the other creating discomfort.
Guys! I fucking have Uneven Ass can we switch seats?
A disease that affects the anus and surrounding tissue, enlarging the tissue around the anus
Dude my mom is so thick, I think she’s got teetle ass.
When a man forcibly has a pinecone, corn cob, or other rough, plantlike object shoved up his anus in a form of sexual pleasure. Often associated with bondage.
Thomas: My ass is really sore...
Jack: Why? I thought you went home with that lovely Sheridan last night?
Thomas: Ya. But things got a little freaky. The agricultural ass rape went a little too far.
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1) Someone who jumps on other people's asses like a rabbit.
2) An asshole who just can't let it go
Daniel just won't get shut up about it. He is such an ass rabbit.
To kill someone and get away with it .Guicci yo Ass
Try to take my chain I'm go Guicci yo ass.