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The most mad cunt person you know that smashes cars like vaginas and bootz’s balls up your asshole.
“Asscnt Scored!!”
Mum, what’s an ass cunt?
29 september is the day when you can slap juba's ass without consequence.
Me: juba let me slap that thicc ass, its national slap juba's ass day!
Juba: Come here daddy!!!
Me: *slap*
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A mf who acts dumber than a duck and has the likeness off a jit.
“ugly ahh boy you a duck ass jit”
jit replies “head ahh”
Though she was nude and ready to bone, Erik wouldn't fuck his high school girlfriend. She even tried to goad him into it by calling him a chicken ass. To no avail, he lacked the courage to root.
A condition when you sit in the back of a full car and the seats lift one cheek higher than the other creating discomfort.
Guys! I fucking have Uneven Ass can we switch seats?
A disease that affects the anus and surrounding tissue, enlarging the tissue around the anus
Dude my mom is so thick, I think she’s got teetle ass.
When a man forcibly has a pinecone, corn cob, or other rough, plantlike object shoved up his anus in a form of sexual pleasure. Often associated with bondage.
Thomas: My ass is really sore...
Jack: Why? I thought you went home with that lovely Sheridan last night?
Thomas: Ya. But things got a little freaky. The agricultural ass rape went a little too far.
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