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A poor golf shot that works well.
That shot was a Dutch wife. Ugly but she works.
When getting a blowjob, the male pulls out right before ejaculation and clenches so that instead of a couple small spurts of load coming out, one giant load comes out all at once upon the unsuspecting female’s forehead, thus looking like a star.
“I’ve been practicing for weeks but last night I was finally able to give Jenny a Dutch star! She was shocked and blinded by glory”
When you discreetly fluff a fart or toot under the blankets then unfurl it into your partners face. Upon impact you stab (or Staub) her in eye with your dick. This can only be accomplished with a raging boner.
She would have kissed me good night if not for the Dutch Oven Staub I unleashed.
To Dutch someone up is a verb describing a sexual act, with the ability to carry it out exclusively being limited to people of Dutch origin. Although closely related to touching up, the feelings resulting from being Dutched up by someone are notably superior. It is also worth mentioning that the unique skillset that constitutes a session of Dutching up cannot be obtained by anyone other than the Dutch. Side effects of Dutching up are inevitable, and include experiencing an immense, marriage-inducing love, combined with a feeling that you have found your soulmate.
I got Dutched up yesterday, and now I'm never going to be single again.
Thirty years ago my friend told me he was going to Dutch someone up, and now he has 5 children and a happy, everlasting marriage.
When you fart in hand, make a first with you fart in it, then open your hands under someone's nose
We're weren't laying in bed so I had to give her a Dutch handy
Using the vibration of the Dutch oven to warm your partner
Renée was cold so her partner gave her the ole Miranda’s Dutch Oven to warm her up
When someone takes a filthy steamer in your drink while you go to the bathroom
Bailey went to the bathroom to freshen up and Jasmine did a Dutch Dunk in his Mojito hoping he wouldn't notice.