Random
Source Code
Random
The aftermath of Anal Sex with a women who has a raging yeast infection that is so foul her junk looks like chicken skin and ranch dressing.
No kidding, after the pope puked on her starfish I noticed she was brewing up some fast rise, it looked like a Greek salad with chicken.
Tossing the salad is licking and munching on one’s butthole, basically a rimjob.
Joan: “I gotta eat something soon. No wonder why I’m so tiny.”
Kenny: “You can help me toss the salad, bitch.”
You like tossing a desert salad?
Nah, dawg, too hot and sweaty.
When a man ejaculates into a hairy butt hole and then slurps and swallows the fresh load from the oven.
“So, I got some soup salad stuck in my teeth last night. Hehehe dont need floss!”
1👍 1👎
The place where you buy your weed.
Got some good kush from the California Salad Bar.
When you are eating a good booty and find some corn too. So you get your carbs, but on the corn sugar high, you scalp them and steal all their land.
Damn this girl Carrie had that good Navajo Salad last night.
Oh, great. So can we camp out there Fourth of July?
To bathe in another person bodily fluids from the genital area
Oh god it was like a salad bath last night