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Is a male primate who can both eat and possess nards simultaneously.
Andrew: "Ryan you know what you are?"
Ryan: "What?"
Andy: "You're a Nard Monkey"
Ryan: *cries*
Monkey capers are the worst type of caper which is used to a bad or shady action you are about to commit.
Intars: cor dordy you see the way I robbed them beers from morrisons
Liam: Yh chavi that was some monkey capers
When a male, esp. a male of African ancestry, gives up his virginity
Inspired by All in the Family episode titled Archie's Operation.
This guy said he will not sacrifice the monkey until he's married.
A person who has had so much plastic surgery that their skin is very tight and they have very large lips, resembling the childrens stuffed animal.
Your mom has had so much work done...she's been sock monkeyed.
After a child is snatched from the nursery by William Hogchild Monkey, his replacement is always a monkey human hybrid, or a “Bill Monkey.” Telltale signs include but are not limited to the following; a tail (often removed), a hairy back and chest, grunting when food is served, bowel habits that can suffocate mere mortals, and a proclivity for buggery and the TV show Family Guy. Needless to say, bananas are often his favorite food and a desire to pick pimples and nits from his being.
Hey Greg, there is no inheritance for you because you are a Bill Monkey. Go eat a banana and stick a Dick up your red ass you nitpicking bastard!
A person whose thoughts race around their mind like monkeys flying through the trees. Erratic and unpredictable...
That mind monkey made Me forget what I was thinking before I knew I was thinking it...