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To take a photo with a fish you did not catch with the intent to make people believe you did. Usually for bragging rights.
Matt took a picture with my huge black drum and posted it to Instagram acting like he caught the motherfucker. He's totally gingering a fish!
A reference to the 16th Century. Famously pioneered by Henry VIII a 'Banter Fish' would be given to a court jester for a particularly humorous performance.
Later became shortened and used metaphorically for recognition of a funny joke.
I say, marvelous performance. Have some Banter Fish *hands fish*
Some animal that Urban Dictionary thinks you own and wants you to get a mug for
Buy a mug with __ for your fish James
Guy 1: Hey man, you comin' out tonight??
Guy 2: Nah man, I'm fishing for z's, gotta work in the morning.
Guy 1: Oh, cool man seeya.
the guarantee of copious volumes of free merchandise that never ever materialises
Billy: “Hey George, I’m starting at Campbell’s next week, I’ll be able to get you a freezer-full of fish”
20 years later
Jake: “George, did you get billy’s fish”?
George: “Absolutely fuck all, not even a fucking prawn. Freezer is still full of air”
The act of fingering a girls Vagina then inserting your fingers into your unexpected friends mouth.
As I popped my fingers out of her pussy I saw my Trevor across the room and walked over there and fish sticked him as he yawned.
To leave the door open while looking out of it
Y'all should stop fishing for unicorns.