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A piece of Pooh stuck in ur butthole hanging from a ass hair
A reverse turtle neck is when you go in to get a vasectomy and they remove your foreskin and or one testicle.
“My dad went in for a vasectomy and they gave him a reverse turtle neck” (they took his foreskin)
After President trump got all agro about losing the 2020 election, a pundit on CNN referred to him as looking like an obese turtle.
Donald trump looks like an obese turtle on its back, flailing in the Sun.
Don’t you know that hotel is prime territory of Texas Turtles?
When your girl decides to be dominant as fuck and she sits on you while you're on your back so you can't get up
Bro I got fucking helpless turtled last night
Where you rub your dick in turtle food and let a turtle eat it off of the penis
"Dude, You should try turtle-dipping sometimes"
when your poop pulsates in and out of your ass hole.
"hey Fredrico, you good?"
"yea man, just got a poking turtle."
"oh, damn. cool."