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Just some faggy wordplay on fact-checking.
Someone will try to fag-check me into oblivion. But I'm prepared, because I'm going to delete my comment.
When someone covertly questions your sexuality in a round about way as to avoid suspicion.
Girlfriend to boyfriend: Babe I was just wondering ... if you could have a three way with any other dude who would it be?
Boyfriend: I don't know...Brad Pitt?
Girlfriend: I knew it!!!
Boyfriend: I can't believe you just did a fag check
“Spork Check”
Background: In certain mental hospitals, plastic sporks are the only eating utensil issued to patients. When a patient is going to throw their trash away, they must show a nurse that their spork is intact while disposing of it. This is to avoid patients potentially harming themselves or others with the spork.
Everyone please line up by the trash can for your spork check.
Reference to a check received from a recently deceased relative that was loaded and has happened to have left most of their money to one individual.
Have you gotten your death checks in the mail yet? Your uncle must've had it made.
An test or exam so easy that anyone with a pulse would pass.
That midterm was a pulse check! Easiest 100 of my life!
Taken from the times miners had a Canary down in the mine shafts to detect deadly gasses, this is a check of a toilet after destroying it with your bodily waste to make sure it's clear.
"I'm just gonna use the loo."
"Hang on. I was in there. Let me give it a Canary Check."
that thing your cat does when she/he wants to go outside only to stand or sit there for a short period of time then come back in
*cats meows at door for five minutes straight*
"Ok fine" *opens door cat runs out then closes door and begins to walk away* "meow meow meow" "damn you cat and your sky checks
or
*cats meows at door for five minutes straight*
"Ok fine" *opens door cat sits there and looks out* "well which is it?" *five minutes later* "which is you blasted cat?! Are you done with you sky check?!!!