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A baker's dozen of dicks. No more, no less.
Related to the slang term mad, indicating "a lot" or an undefined large amount. When applied to dicks, however, "mad" signifies exactly thirteen.
"I JUST WANNA SUCK MAD DICKS TONIGHT. Do you happen to have twelve friends?"
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1. A man who prematurely ejaculates 10 out of 10 times.
2. A man who's dick is incapable of holding in his baby liquid.
Hey doctor, I've got a problem. I could get it up, I just can't hold it in. I'm a total liquid dick.
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Temporarily disabled from dick, eligible for disability benefits.
Kayla, “That dick tore me in half, I swear I’m gonna have to go on dick-sabilty, I can hardly walk.”
Tammy, “Girl let me wheel you around you definitely eligibld for disability benefits from the dick-sability!!”
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When a women makes her sexual desire for a man very evident.
Ty: "Dude... Do see that broad eye fucking the shit out of me?"
Mark: "Yeah man... She is totally fishing for dick!"
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When one or both participants have sore muscles after sex.
He was proud that she couldn't walk right after a good dicking.
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