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When a man erotically shoves mashed potatoes in a girls vagina and then has sex with her.
Kurt: last weekend me and Kate did the Mississippi potato pie, and I had flys on my dick for a week.
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When you are playing black ops and you are too lazy to get up so you scavenge through your couch for some stale chips.
Heck ya! Attack dogs! This calls for some well deserved couch potato chips.
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Oftentimes what you'll find left behind after a tornado and a trailer park merge.
It's a simple recipe. Only 2 ingredients are needed to make mashed couch potatoes: a tornado and a trailer park
You don't even need to add the tornado, though.
Just let the trailer park attract it.
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when you cum on a girls back wait till it dries then scoup it up with a potato chip and eat it
i cummed on justin wu's moms back and then had a california potato chip
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When you lick the ass of another person, but in this case, that person has hemorrhoids, thus creating the feel of a chunky potato salad
This chick had some serious hemorrhoids when I was lickin her asshole, I was definitely tossin the potato salad last nite.
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Used in the South as a euphemism for fried grasshopper, sweet potato fries can be found from Alabama to Florida and are considered a local delicacy.
Man I gotta find my bug-catching net and head out to the garden because tonight we're having sweet potato fries!
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I'm pretty sure that it means "take a crap", but that's just me.
my boyriend's away message: "time to peel some potatoes, if you know what i mean"
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