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Eating a rediculous amount of pasta, then passing out within the hour
Oh Chris? He's asleep, he did a French Suicide.
This is when a person makes a Latte, but they add french vanilla into it. It's not a tax write-off.
Person 1: do you want a french vanilla latte
Person 2: oh sure i love dodging taxes
You know how a French Kiss is a kiss using the tongue? This is a hickey using a guillotine.
Guy 1: Remind me again how Marie Antoinette died?
Guy 2: French Hickey
when your dick is crusty from a lack of proper hygiene, and a partner goes down on it like a similarly-crusty baguette
Dat girl gave a good french throatie
A french dildo is the act of taking a baguette and putting it inside a vagina or an asshole. Some people then make a sandwich out of the baguette.
guy: hey babe, im feeling kinda freaky tonight.
girl: well, you wanna try the french dildo?
A shark that loves sand, and his country.
"You french shark."
"tais-toi anglais"