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Temporarily disabled from dick, eligible for disability benefits.
Kayla, “That dick tore me in half, I swear I’m gonna have to go on dick-sabilty, I can hardly walk.”
Tammy, “Girl let me wheel you around you definitely eligibld for disability benefits from the dick-sability!!”
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Male. Serves people on the checkout/cashier/desk at a supermarket or department store. Opposite of checkout chick.
a) "My boyfriend's a checkout dick...."
b) "That checkout dick was SO cute!!!"
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A baker's dozen of dicks. No more, no less.
Related to the slang term mad, indicating "a lot" or an undefined large amount. When applied to dicks, however, "mad" signifies exactly thirteen.
"I JUST WANNA SUCK MAD DICKS TONIGHT. Do you happen to have twelve friends?"
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more commonly known as a half chub, stripper dick is when you only get kind of hard. you know you have it when your dick is still kind of limp but you still can't pee.
I got stripper dick during that lap dance
climbing rope in gym class yesterday gave me stripper dick
he was really drunk so he could only get a stripper dick and it diddn't work out
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When a women makes her sexual desire for a man very evident.
Ty: "Dude... Do see that broad eye fucking the shit out of me?"
Mark: "Yeah man... She is totally fishing for dick!"
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When one or both participants have sore muscles after sex.
He was proud that she couldn't walk right after a good dicking.
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